Monday, April 30, 2012

Amber Portwood Pants On Fire: Fashion Fail

This installment of fashion fail is aimed at everybody?s favorite mom: Amber Portwood. This time, the troubled Teen Mom star was caught with the least fashionable pants of all?the kind that are on fire. According to TMZ, the troubled mom has allegedly caught herself in a pretty big lie. The rental company that she once rented from now says that she lied about how much money she made in 2010, which actually ruled her out as someone who would be allowed to rent there in the first place.   Apparently, Portwood lived in subsidized housing despite making over $280,000!   That?s enough for her nose to grow and for her designer jeans to become engulfed in flames.   If this is true, shame on you Amber. If not, well, shame on you anyway.  

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Pessimisting Airplane GPS Always Knows the Best Place to Land in an Emergency [Video]

A company called Vertical Power has created a GPS-based co-pilot for smaller private planes that's constantly worried about the worst-case-scenario when flying. But that's a good thing, since in the event of an emergency like an engine failure, it already knows the nearest and safest place to land. More »


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Friday, April 27, 2012

'American Idol' Report Card: Joshua Ledet Soars Again, Hollie Cavanagh Climbs

The top six tackled Queen songs and their own picks; here's how they did.
By Gil Kaufman


Joshua Ledet performs on "American Idol"
Photo: FOX

It was clear from the opening medley on Wednesday night that Queen night was going to be a struggle a few of the "American Idol" top six. Ironically, it was the three leading contenders
, Joshua Ledet, Skylar Laine and Jessica Sanchez who seemed most uncomfortable, which did note bode well for the evening.

With the only real sort of-rocker, Colton Dixon
, booted last week, that meant it was do-or-die time for anyone hoping to make it to next month's finale. And despite a shaky start, Ledet may have punched his card to the finale, where he is likely to face slow-and-steady Phillip Phillips, while Sanchez and Laine just kind of coasted.

Despite what Steven and Jennifer said time and again, none of these performances are likely to go into the "Idol" all-time vault, but a decent night all around. So, who deserves a coronation? Who fell down and broke their crown? Read on for our "American Idol" report card!

Joshua Ledet: Once again, Ledet nailed it, taking a song that could have seriously tripped him up and wrestling it to the ground with some old-school soul. The bass-slapping Sam Cooke run through "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" was crazy good and the vintage mic was a real nice touch. This dude's got it so in the bag that he sang an obscure India.Arie song, "Ready For Love" that features the lyric "respects the spirit world," and he still killed it (softly). The only way this guy doesn't make it to the finale is if his voicebox has a run-in with Metta World Peace's elbow. A

Jessica Sanchez: "Bohemian Rhapsody"? Wow, really Bebe? The Polly Pocket diva picked the dragon slayer and, well, brought a dagger to a sword fight. The first part sounded like a Beyoncé B-side, with a kind of cool R&B flavor, but once the dinky pyro blasted and she "rocked" it up, well, it was all high school musical. Steven said it best, "rock isn't your forte." Sanch pulled the military veteran daddy's girl card for the Luther Vandross power ballad "Dance With My Father" and predictably blew it out the box. She actually held back, which was a sly, impressively professional move for a kid who might not even have her driver's license yet. If the girl voters can avert their eyes from dreamy Phil Phillips for two seconds, she may make it ... to the top three. B+

Phillip Phillips: Hand it to Philly Phil, he picked a song that allowed him to take a half-step out of his DMB prison, growling through "Fat Bottomed Girls" with, yes, enthusiasm and spirit. He still looks and sounds like the leader of fairly decent bar band, but his charisma finally translated for me. After months of paying homage, Phil answered his phanatics' prayers and played an actual Dave Matthews cover. And, Phil being Phil, he grunted to the converted by picking a deep, deep track. "The Stone" was subtle, bubbling and kind of boring. His good looks might get him close to the finish line, but at some point if you don't listen to anyone, nobody's going to listen to you, either. B+

Skylar Laine: Laine did about what you'd expect, putting some fiddle on the widescreen ballad "The Show Must Go On." She kind of made it her own, but looked and sounded uncharacteristically out-of-place at the beginning, like she was singing carols at an old-age home and never really connected with the lyrics. Randy thought it was one of her best performances, but then again, Randy was wearing a pin that said, "Yo," so... Her take on Jason Aldean's "Tattoos on This Town" was good, I guess. It sounded like a solid mid-tempo country ditty, but didn't show us any new facets of her musical personality. She's either saving some gas for the final stretch or starting to run on fumes. B

Hollie Cavanagh: Of all the Queen tracks, half-Brit Hollie chose "Save Me"? The generic ballad was actually perfect for the generic singer, who once again brought a Dusty Springfield-style white girl soul to a song that didn't quite have enough lift to make her stand out. Lopez felt the emotion, but she was right, Hollie just doesn't seem like she's having fun, and neither were we. Since she's one step from the ledge every week, Cavanagh dipped back into her bag of tricks and covered Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" again. Eh, it was perfectly acceptable, but I'll probably forget about it by the time I finish this sentence. Pack up those piles of doll clothes kid, if it's not this week, it's next. C+

Elise Testone: With her tambourine, Elise looked more like a back-up singer on "I Want It All" than a potential "Idol." Her vocals were solid and the crowd was way into it, but all those weeks in the bottom three appear to have drained some of the confidence and fire in her eyes. It might have been too little, too late. Of all the songs in the universe, Elise picks a Jimi Hendrix tune. Fine, but "Bold as Love"? What young America wants to hear is songs about "shiny metallic purple armor" and "happy turquoise armies." It was gutsy, but weird, and not in the way she probably intended. Might as well start walking to those stools now, honey. C-

Get your "Idol" fix on MTV News' "American Idol" page, where you'll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions.

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Snooki and JWoww Trailer: Released, Ridiculous!


Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jenni "JWoww" Farley will soon be back for a new MTV spinoff, documenting their transforming lives away from Jersey Shore.

In the first trailer for Snooki & JWoww (reportedly titled Snooki & JWoww vs. The World, according to some sources), the BFFs decide to move in together.

Shortly after they find an apartment, however, Snooki tells her roommate the news that shocked the rest of us as well: "I'm pregnant and engaged."

JWoww then accompanies Snook and Jionni LaValle to her first ultrasound appointment, where the spawn of Snooki makes his or her reality TV debut in utero.

"Honestly I really didn't know that I could make a baby," Snooki says, "so the fact that I can reproduce is very scary." That's putting it mildly, girlfriend.

Though Polizzi's life took an unexpected turn, friends are forever. "I would die for you," she tells Farley. "But let's just make sure that doesn't happen."

While they're ready to take the next step with the men in their lives (JWoww is still with longtime BF Roger Williams), they're looking at this as a last hurrah.

"Me and Jenni have the rest of our lives to stick our heads up Jionni and Roger's asses," Snook says. "This is the time for us to enjoy life as best friends."

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Social Networking And Gaming Mobile Apps Are Now Neck-And-Neck For Time Spent On Android, iOS

instagram-rankingIn another sign that something fundamental is changing on the iOS and Android platforms, mobile analytics provider Flurry has found that consumers are spending as much time in social networking apps as they are in mobile games. Games have historically led usage on mobile. The last time that Flurry took a look back in January, it found that half of app sessions were spent in games while 30 percent was spent in social networking apps. "We take the rise in Social Networking apps as a signal of maturation for the platform," wrote Flurry's vice president of marketing Peter Farago. "As game demand may be hitting its saturation point, consumers are also discovering other apps, namely Social Networking."

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Beyonce 'Committed' To Wearing Heels Until Giving Birth

'It makes me laugh thinking about it,' singer tells People of her pre-baby beauty regime.
By Jocelyn Vena

<P>Beyonc&#233; loves her some heels. In the days leading up to the <a href="/news/articles/1676906/beyonce-jay-z-baby-born-ivy-blue.jhtml">birth of her baby, Blue Ivy</a>, Queen B was <a href="/news/articles/1676647/beyonce-pregnant-new-years.jhtml">spotted around New York</a> with her hubby, Jay-Z, and her stilettos. <a href="/news/articles/1683832/beyonce-people-most-beautiful-woman.jhtml"><i>People</i> magazine's Most Beautiful Woman</a> has opened up about wanting to stay as glam as possible, right up until she went into labor. </P><P> </P><P>"I didn't feel that I looked beautiful during birth &#8212; but who does? After being pumped with all those fluids and gaining so much weight, with my swollen lips and cheeks, I barely recognized myself," </P><P>she said in the issue hitting newsstands Friday, <a href="http://www.pressparty.com/pg/newsdesk/beyonce/view/45626/" </P><P>target="_blank">Pressparty.com</a> reports. "I tried my best to roller-set my hair and I wore my [lip] gloss when I arrived at the hospital." </P><P> </P><P><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:724018/cp~vid%3D724018%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A724018" width="460" height="260" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="."></embed> </P><P> </P><P>But all of that hard work went out the window once the <i>really</i> hard work of having the baby kicked in. "I committed to the end and wore my kitten heels. It makes me laugh thinking about it," she recalled. "But after many hours of labor, I didn't care how I looked. </P><P>It was all about the miracle that God gave me &#8212; the opportunity to deliver a human being." </P><P> </P><P>Beyonc&#233; may not have felt hot in the hospital, but fans were certainly surprised by how hot she looked for her first post-baby appearance, hitting the New York party scene to celebrate <a href="/news/articles/1678726/beyonce-post-baby-appearance-blue-ivy.jhtml">Jay-Z's Carnegie Hall shows</a> in February, weeks after giving birth. The singer herself was surprised by how quickly she managed to look so good. </P><P> </P><P>"I'm proud that my waist came back so fast. ... I had to get my tone back. I'm definitely softer," she said. "But I feel my body bouncing back. Whatever was tight and muscular, like my legs, I'm seeing it come back. You just have to work at it." </P><P> </P><P>Beyonc&#233; will return to the stage next month for several shows in Atlantic City. She's also reportedly working on new music to follow up 2011's <i>4.</i></p>

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

A to Z Challenge: ?K? is for ?(The) King and I? (1956)

Because I?m a memoir author and because I love movies, I chose Golden Movies as my theme for the A to Z Challenge. I hope the movies I highlight that are mainly from the 1940s and 1950s (I was born in 1940) might resonate with you whether you are as old as I am or much younger! And as an author, I?ve discovered that studying films has helped me with my writing. It?s all in the ?scene.?

The musical version of The King and I is one of my all-time favorite movies, partly because Deborah Kerr was one of my favorite actresses (next to Susan Hayward).

I was sixteen when it hit the Villa Theatre Cinemascope screen in Salt Lake City.

Bing.com begins its synopsis:? Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein?s 1951 Broad musical hit was based on Margaret Landon?s book Anna and the King of Siam. Since 20th-Century-Fox had made a film version of the Landon book in 1946, that studio had first dibs on the movie adaption of The King and I.

It starred Deborah Kerr, Yul Brynner, and Rita Moreno. They were awesome. The settings were scrumptious.

Besides the exotic culture, and the romantic overtones that Hollywood added to the relationship between the King of Siam and the English widow, my most vivid memory is the soundtrack. The movie made the rounds of the major theaters in Salt Lake, and I kept going back and back to see it until I had pretty much memorized all the song lyrics.

I remember the song that Deborah Kerr supposedly sings (she?s dubbed by Marni Nixon):? Whenever I feel afraid, I hold my head erect, and whistle a happy tune so no one will suspect I?m afraid.

I was sixteen going on seventeen at the time, and though I was very shy in high school, I forced myself to be involved in activities I loved, mainly creative writing, and debate and extemporaneous speaking. In the debate class, whenever it was my turn to perform, I was terrified until I got up in front of the class and began speaking.

And so I would sing that first verse of Whistle a Happy Tune that widow Anna Leonowens sings to her young son as they?re landing in Siam. I would sing it softly out loud if there wasn?t anyone close nearby, or otherwise I would think the words in my head while taking deep, trembling breaths. Whenever I feel afraid, I hold my head erect . . .

This film version has been called ?stagey.? But what the hey. Thank you Deborah Kerr, Yul Brynner, Rita Moreno (and the unseen Marni Nixon), and all the other stars in it from the Golden Age of Hollywood that was such a wonderful and vivid part of my youth.

I found this blog that has a whole string of stunning scenes from the movie. Here are a few of my favorites:

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B.A. English, Brigham Young University. M.F.A. Creative Writing (poetry and fiction), George Mason University. Freshman English, Grammar, and Introduction to Literature Instructor, BYU and GMU. Editing intern, BYU. The Writing Place Tutor, GMU. Textbook proofreader. Author of In the Mirror, A Memoir of Shattered Secrets, and of stories, poems, and essays that have won awards and been published in various magazines and anthologies. Full-time caregiver of a disabled daughter. Mother of four and grandmother of seven.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Average monthly pay-TV bill to hit $200 by 2020

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Home Improvement Loan

Home Improvement Loan
Home Improvement Loans: The Sorts and therefore the Benefits

Whereas having a look around your home, you noticed that it desires some repair or improvement. The problem is that after you get to notice these items, you may additionally notice that you?re out of budget as well. If you?re thinking of making enhancements for your home and you?ll realize yourself lacking money for it, you can opt to travel for home loans to refinance your property.

A home improvement loan could be used for repairs, renovations, extensions and alternative similar things that you?d like to do to your home. Except for improving the house itself, it will additionally be utilized in building swimming pools, landscapes and any other additions to your home.

Improving the house can not just be for the purpose of maintaining it. It can conjointly increase your property?s price; so, if ever you would decide someday to sell it, it can be sold in the market for a higher price.

Home improvement loans can be classified into four (4) varieties and they?re as follows:

Initial Mortgage

This can be a sort of loan that can be given to you by your gift lender alongside your first mortgage. It will be extended depending on the outstanding balance in your original mortgage. If you may be fascinated by this, you can discuss the terms and condition with your lender. However; it?s advisable to get alternative quotes also so that you would be able to compare each one and build a decision on which possibility would be best for you. The amount of the loan can typically be based mostly on the proportion of the work; which means, you will be allowed to loan the amount that you just had spent for the project. This is the rationale why some 1st mortgage loans are given only after the work is completed.

Second Mortgage Loans

If you?d want additional money to additional your home improvement, purchase another home or merely consolidate your existing debts, you would possibly need to consider a second mortgage loan. It simply means one more mortgage added to your existing home or borrowing money where in you?ll use your home once more as your guarantee.

Home Mortgage Refinancing

If you would like cash to pay a secured loan, you?ll apply for a home mortgage refinancing. It?s a secured loan that you?ll be able to get under the identical property. It also encompasses a lower interest rate which will make payment easier for you.

Unsecured Loan

This can be one kind of loan that will not need you to own a home equity. You won?t want to present a collateral so as to urge approved. This is often the reason why it is referred to as ?unsecured?. You?ll keep a copy your home improvement development with it.

Home Improvement Grants

The govt generally carry out programs where in families with tiny incomes are given the chance to rehabilitate. It will usually team up with housing agencies. The project will be done with their help.

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Monday, April 9, 2012

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The breast implant is the most widespread plastic medical procedures course of action because of to the socially approved belief (perpetuated by the media) that gals with major breasts are sexually attractive and stunning. Yet, medical doctors are convinced that breast augmentation, just like any beauty surgical technique, has tied in challenges in health, finances, and emotional state of girls.

Considering the fact that of well-being risks, gals with auto immune problem, an ailment in which their antibodies assault healthier tissues, are not allowed to go through a breast implant. Also, people who are inclined to extreme keloid development are not recommended to have breast augmentation, in accordance to plastic surgical treatment specialists.

The ideal candidates for breast implants are a lot of women who are emotionally properly-adjusted and have a comprehensive knowledge of the medical procedures to stay clear of unrealistic anticipations. In addition, medical doctors in plastic surgery trust that candidates for breast implants are individuals who are in fantastic well-being and have an energetic and nutritious life style. But nevertheless, balanced individuals need to still think of other inevitable dangers as well as: interference with mammogram, preventing earlier detection of tumors may possibly perhaps interfere with breast feeding and probability of leakage.

Apart from health and fitness worries, women of all ages may want to seriously think of the financial dangers associated with acquiring a breast implant, in particular the actuality that this is generally not covered by wellness insurance policies in the US (not like in some European nations around the world like Holland and Sweden in which health and fitness care options subsidized this cosmetic technique). Apart from this, clients should preferably not just contemplate the expenses of the first surgery treatment but also the expenditures of carry out-up functions, replacement and removal, pricey insurance premiums, and other even more charges connected to the breast augmentation.

Subsequent to considering the hazards, the future step for sufferers who want to endure breast implant is to verify their genuine motivations. Do they want to think fine and attractive? Or they just want to have a more substantial breast given that their partners have instructed them so? If their motivation is centered on what they basically want, and not just to make sure you their companions, they will be deemed by breast augmentation experts as a fantastic applicant for breast implants.

To help reduce the risks affiliated with breast implants, plastic surgeons often suggest most women to carry out track record look at to cosmetic medical professionals (this consist of conversing to their individuals) to know if they have formerly committed botched medical procedures or if they are board-accredited.

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John Carter -Entre Dos Mundos- Una Pel?cula Absurdamente Entretenida

El Reparto lo conforman:

Samantha Morton (Sola)

Willem Dafoe (Tars Tarkas)

Thomas Haden Church (Tal Hajus)

Dominic West (Sab Than)

Polly Walker (Sarkoja)

James Purefoy (Kantos Kahn)

Mark Strong (Matai Shang)

Daryl Sabara (Edgar Rice Burroughs)

Lynn Collins (Dejah Thoris)

Taylor Kitsch (John Carter)

Bryan Cranston (Powell)?

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El veterano ex militar John Carter es inexplicablemente tele transportado de la Tierra a Barsoom (Marte). All? Carter es testigo de las luchas intestinas existentes entre los nativos, unas criaturas alien?genas de gran tama?o y otra raza de humanoides que pretende saquear los recursos del planeta.

Este guerrero, de sorprendente agilidad y fuerza, se convierte en el caudillo de sus habitantes para derrotar a esta funesta amenaza, a la vez que gana el coraz?n de la princesa Dejah Toris de Helium.?

?Adaptaci?n de Walt Disney de las novelas de aventuras y de ficci?n del escritor norteamericano Edgar Rice Burroughs (creador del legendario Tarz?n de los monos), conocidas como la serie marciana, en torno al h?roe de acci?n John Carter, un militar del ej?rcito confederado secesionista que tiene poderes sobrehumanos: agilidad, fuerza y resistencia fuera de lo com?n, envuelto bajo un misterioso halo de inmortalidad, que se convierte en el palad?n de la resistencia de los habitantes del planeta Barsoom (Marte) contra otra raza exterminadora que quiere someterlos al cautiverio y arrasar con sus riquezas naturales.

El dos veces ganador del Oscar a la Mejor Pel?cula Animada del a?o por "Buscando a Nemo" y "Toy Story 3", Andrew Stanton, es el responsable de llevar a la gran pantalla esta obra fant?stica, con elementos de ciencia-ficci?n, con ingredientes rom?nticos (la relaci?n amorosa de John Carter con la princesa Dejah Toris) y que lleva impl?cito un mensaje de concienciaci?n para todos aquellos que habitamos este planeta, de cuidar y proteger fervientemente los recursos animales, minerales y vegetales para que pueda existir un ma?ana.


Aunque ha trabajado en diversas producciones de todo tipo como las series "Kyle XY " o "Friday Night Lights", quiz?s recordamos m?s a Taylor Kitsch gracias a la caracterizaci?n del mutante caj?n, Gambito, en "X-Men Or?genes: Lobezno".

En "John Carter" encarna al protagonista de la historia, que, gracias a su aplomo y liderazgo, ayudar? a salvar a las distintas razas que habitan Marte, a la vez que renueva sus ganas de vivir as? como su p?rdida de fe en la humanidad.

Le secundan la atractiva Lynn Collins (El n?mero 23, El mercader de Venecia) como la princesa Dejah Thoris. Hay que destacar el estupendo reparto de esta pel?cula de ficci?n, que cuenta con el veterano y magn?fico Willem Dafoe, que cuenta con dos nominaciones a los Oscar por "La sombra del vampiro" y "Platoon", el camale?nico y habitual "villano" Mark Strong (Red de mentiras, Sherlock Holmes), Samantha Morton (Elizabeth: La Edad de Oro, C?digo 46), Thomas Haden Church (Entre copas, Spider-Man 3), el secundario irland?s Ciar?n Hinds (Roma, El topo), Dominic West (The Wire, 300),James Purefoy (Roma, Solomon Kane) o el profesor de qu?mica, metido a narcotraficante, de la sorprendente "Breaking Bad", Bryan Cranston.


Cr?tica


?"Nada en John Carter siquiera es accidentalmente genuino".

Basada en una novela poco conocida del visionario Edgar Rice Burroughs, la cinta echa ra?ces en una visualizaci?n anacr?nica el espacio exterior, fruto de un tiempo en el que la imaginaci?n cubr?a los huecos que la ciencia a?n no pod?a colmar.

Efectos especiales aparte la cinta es poco m?s que un pastiche espacial-mitol?gico de los 50 pero con la artiller?a visual de un espect?culo del siglo en curso.

?Eso s?, no es original ni como arcaismo; Andrew Stanton imagina el rocambolesco universo marciano de John Carter mirando descaradamente de reojo a cl?sicos recientes del fant?stico y la ciencia-ficci?n expl?citamente citados.

Su pel?cula es visual y conceptualmente un collage muy conseguido de Star Wars, Serenity o Prince of Persia, por citar solo tres de los m?ltiples ejemplos que vienen a la mente. Nada en ella perdura, porque sus mejores virtudes se diluyen en el recuerdo de experiencias cinematogr?ficas previas que s? asum?an los riesgos que Stanton decide no asumir.

?Hay m?s, John Carter es el t?pico y t?pico cuento de h?roe por accidente, de salvador de mundos ajenos alrededor de una previsible historieta de amor h?roe-princesa que progresa desde el cl?sico desprecio mutuo basado en una tensi?n sexual evidente y no resuelta hasta una explosi?n de romanticismo ?o?o al m?s puro estilo George Lucas.

(?Lo Mejor de la?Pel?cula! ?Yo quiero uno!)

Al fin y al cabo el romance entre Carter y la princesa Dejah es una redici?n, sin apenas matices, de aquel otro legendario entre el cowboy solitario Han Solo y la temperamental princesa Leia de la trilog?a gal?ctica. Ahora bien, a?n asumiendo las lagunas de concepto y la escasa imaginaci?n que rezuma una puesta en escena a todo trapo pero demasiado gregaria de otras de parecido pelaje, John Carter es de esas contadas pel?culas que sabe copiarse del vecino con clase.

?Stanton teje un universo propio poblado de retales prestados de otras pel?culas, pero la entidad del dise?o de producci?n y la pasta invertida en los efectos visuales lucen resultonas. Hay m?s, Stanton es un narrador de vieja escuela para lo bueno y para lo malo.

Su pel?cula se atiene, cierto, a los patrones tradicionales de romance y aventura de los cl?sicos de los 80's.

(Arte Visual del Principe de Marte, de donde es basado esta?Pel?cula?as??como su Comic)

Parad?jicamente es un punto a favor, puede que John Carter no sea original (que no lo es), pero al menos est? contada con gracia, en torno a un esquema dram?tico tan elemental como efectivo y conteniendo, que ya tiene m?rito con los tiempos que corren, la adrenalina digital para que no devore la min?scula historia.

M?s all? de sus expl?citos defectos John Carter es cine entretenido y dotado de un sentido del ritmo ?gil y coherente. No es poco a tenor de la que est? cayendo en el cine comercial de gran presupuesto.

Calificaci?n?7/10

FRANKY "ESAS COSAS CURIOSAS DEL VIDA, COMO QUE SABES QUE NO ES BUENA PERO ENTRETIENE"

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

OpCapita picks up GAME retail chain, plans to keep 333 stores open

OpCapita picks up GAME retail chain, plans to keep 333 stores open
The staff of UK video game retailer GAME's remaining 333 stores can breathe a collective sigh of relief today: investment firm OpCapita is buying the chain. "We are pleased to have reached agreement with the Administrator," declared managing partner Henry Jackson, "We strongly believe there is a place on the high street for a video gaming specialist and GAME is a leading brand in the £2.8bn market in the UK." The retailer's UK assets will be transferred to Baker Acquisitions Limited, an OpCapita funded company. The firm stated that it has "no plans for any further store closures," and that it hopes to safeguard the remaining 3,200 jobs the chain still has under its belt.

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